I finally reached the roof, pulling my self over the ledge I looked around, I took a look down the side of the building and whistled."Does what ever a...spider can." I Said out loud.I spun around hearing someone clapping beside me, there stood a tall man staring down the building as I was, he had snuck up on me with out me detecting him at all."That was very impressive, I always wanted to try that, you know the whole climbing buildings with out gear, like that french guy" He said still looking. As soon as I touched the lipstick tube, I felt another shock, similar tothe one before, but even more intense. I now felt as though I was in analmost dreamlike state, as my body began to move without my willcontrolling it. I saw myself bring out the lipstick, uncap it, and,twisting the base, extended the bright pink column it contained. I feltmyself rise from the chair, and walk over to the mirror on the oppositewall. Aided by the mirror, I raised up the lipstick and applied it to mylips.The. " She paused. "Yes, I do. Thank you for kicking Carl Ballard in the gonads. If anyone deserves to be neutered, it's that no-account, worthless excuse for a human being. That being said, I called to warn you that Uncle Harry was forced to call an ambulance, and Ballard was taken to the hospital. Because the fight that caused Ballard's injuries happened in my uncle's home during a cocktail party where alcohol was freely dispensed, alcohol provided by my uncle, Uncle Harry fears legal. He just called it "thecliff." He got out of the car and got up on the hood to lie down andthink for a while. "God, why are men and women so different?" That's an excellent question young man," God replied.Startled and scared, Jake fell off the car. "Who are you? Where the helldid you come from?" Jake looked at the strange person but couldn't seemto focus his eyes on them properly. "Ummm...are you a guy or a chick," heasked hesitantly.God chuckled heartily and said, "Jake, Jake, Jake. .