Like that was going to happen! It did however make me wonder and briefly fantasize about the woman who took the time to read it. I replied to her that...I wanted a woman who accepted me for me, not one who challenged me to correct her and she’d failed the first test. I never heard back from her.By the end of the first week I laughed to myself and forgot about the ad. A month later, a friend showed me a post on Facebook that had gone viral. It was my ad! Of course there was no way to see it was. "Sure you did, Heath." her father replied, snapping Freia out of her daydream. He chuckled, and decided to lay off his oldest. At least for a while. At least, he thought, Freia and Van were safe. Freia had just broken up with her boyfriend, and, based on past experience, it would take her a month to get over it, and then she'd be onto the next guy. From her frequency in changing boyfriends, he was fairly sure that none of them had gotten serious. Van, on the other hand, was unpopular enough. Just as I rolled away from her (she must have had enough) she initiated the halt of my efforts by giving me a gentle push on my head away from her pussy! She lay there exhausted and exclaimed, ?Heather is the best pussy eater I have ever experienced.... ?Ann you must be an excellent teacher!?Ann responded, ?No, Heather is just a natural born ?pussy eater!? He, he, he! Even though I could not engage in any anal penetration, I did spend most of the night giving oral to revive spent cocks and. ...Enjoy watching the girls warm up eh” and he grabbed his keys and was off down the stairs to his garage.I watched the TV for a minute or so. The men’s doubles was in its third and deciding set but we were only interested in the main game: the women’s open final. Now I know what you’re thinking, just a hot summer’s day in front of the tellie with some beers; perving on shapely, athletic and sweaty grunting girly superstars in short skirts. No we were both actually tennis umpires at the local.