My old friend Curtis Janies older brother joined the Air Force two years after me and was stationed in Minot, North Dakota by 1968 by the time I got s...ationed at Grand Forks the other side of that state. By then Curtis had had to marry the daughter of family friends he was living in whilst going to college in Aberdeen, South Dakota. He dated the daughter and had her pregnant within a few months. By then we were both three stripe sergeants in much different jobs he in aircraft mechanics and. ”“Juiced?”“Yes.”“Shower and shaved?”“Yes.”“Back up plan?”“ ... No.” I had never considered a back up plan.“Well, then good thing I ran into you.” Pointing at me he said, “You always have a back up plan.” Crossing his arms, “So, what is it?”I wasn’t sure where to begin; my first time with Penny was opportunistic and my dad planned out every detail the second time. “ ... I don’t know.”He sighed through his nose. “Alright sit down.” We moved over to the kitchen table. Sitting he says, “Ok, so tell. " "It wasn't turning me on," she replied. "I only came because my boyfriend said it might spice up our sex life. He's over there by the cars now. Anyway, why are you here in the woods?" "I thought I'd offer a pussy cleaning service to women such as you; as you'll notice, there's no loo roll in the woods." She looked puzzled, so I stuck out my tongue and wiggled it. She looked over her left shoulder towards the cars and, as she turned back, nodded. I lay on the ground and, after fully removing. “Florence wanted to wait until you woke up, but in the end we couldn’t wait any longer, and so I interviewed her and find that she will make a perfect tenant for this flat – only due to shortage of beds, she is going to have to share a bed with either you or me! And we have decided that, to be fair, we will take turns, although when we are feeling energetic, we might all sleep in one bed – hope that makes you happy?”“Please say yes babe,” chuckled Florence, “because the prospect of worshipping.