..Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that stateme...t...- Mark TwainThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible- George BurnsSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor BorgeBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark TwainBy all means, marry. If you get a good. Layla quickly decided that she would start a casual conversation with him to see if she could find out anything at all about him, especially his availability. After a couple of drinks, Layla conjured up the courage to talk to Mr. Carrick. He was devastatingly easy to talk to. He was brilliant and handsome. Layla had to have him! She had to pinch herself over and over again to stop day dreaming about throwing him on the floor and ripping off his clothes. She imagined he had a huge cock to fit. The sheer intensity threatened to overwhelm her, so Courtney broke the kiss and pushed him back enough to speak."Oh God, Darryl, I've missed you so. I love you, I need you, and I want you. Please do whatever you must, but come back to me as soon as you can my love, and I will never let you go again."Darryl looked at her as though he had never seen her before. "I can't believe I ever left you. Nothing we fought about was worth losing this. Just being close to you drives me out of my mind. I. I am transgender. I want to be a woman. I need to be a woman.Ever since high school, when I marvelled at lingerie models in the newspaper, pretending to pose like them, feeling jealous of the skirts and tights the girls in my class were wearing, dreaming of being a lesbian submissive, I have struggled to shake it off.I have bought dresses, lingerie, high heels, I have thrown them away. I have bought them again. Rinse, repeat. Once a crossdresser, always a crossdresser. So the online forums say..