”In a minute, an American voice came over the air: “yes, sir.”“Lieutenant,” growled Chesty, “exactly how many Chinese you got up there”?...��General, we got a whole shit load of Chinese up here”!“Thank God,” exclaimed Puller, “at least there’s someone up there who knows how to count”!Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.“If you do not mind me saying,” stated the second, “that. She felt so shameless, so randy. "Okay," the director finally asked. "Okay," Becky whispered, getting up. "No, don't get up," the director said. "Jack will show you what to do." She sat down in the armchair, looking over at Jack, who stood stark naked, stroking his cock. The camera started whirring, and Jack came towards her. His erect cock bounced stiffly with each step, and now he stopped in front of her. "Go ahead, Jack," the director shouted. And suddenly it all happened very quickly. Jack. Fuck you in the ass?"I thought for a second and finally made my decision."Sure, but...I've never...Mmm...done anything like that before." "Oh I'm cumming!" My aunt yelled out. "Don't worry honey, I'll show you." My aunt came all over my moms face and then started licking it off. My mom attached the strap on around her waist. "Okay honey, Jenny spread your legs. Now hun, lick out Jenny, and raise your ass in the air." I did as she said, and Jenny started moaning. My mom started licking my. "oh my god, that feels so good," she said allowed."Have you ever done anal," i asked."No, but i've stuck some of my brushes up there before, i've always been too afraid to try it with anyone else." How about we try?" Are you sure, you want to?"I didn't even answer, i just slowly slipped out of her pussy and took my finger from her asshole. NOw or never i thoguht. And i pressed into her, pushing the head of my cock just past her sphincter. It was tight, i thoguht her pussy clung to me but this i.