"Simone sighed theatrically. "Men! I swear, what a hopeless lot you all are. What is it about having one of those things dangling between your legs th...t makes you lose all common sense? Wait, don't answer that. I don't know what it is, but since I put this strap-on on, I feel myself slowly going stupid. Duuuh ... I think I feel like watching a baseball game on TV. Somebody give me a beer!"Alan snorted with laughter, but stayed focused. He got her to promise not to talk to any authority figure. "His red-faced friend nodded."I'm a bit strapped for ready cash, for the rigging and such, cordage, to finish her up," Holmes said. "How about letting me have five-hundred for a month or two, at, say, ten percent." How about crossing the muddy Potomac on your bare feet?" the man said, finishing one drink and picking up the other, holding it to the light and frowning. "Think this looks right?" Come on, Bobby, surely my friend, only five hundred, just for a month." My dear father would skin me.. ” It really was an exaggeration on my part to say that I had fucked a hell of a lot of butt, but after my experiences with Craig and Mike, I felt that my claim was not without merit as when had fucked them I had gone for broke and given them the hardest shafting I could muster.. But, as ever, the proof of the pudding was in the eating, and Adam had clearly enjoyed every moment of our first encounter. So, it was a white lie and I felt no guilt. Adam laughed and said, “Listen stud, let’s go and. ”That did not really calm Donna down. She entered the shop nervously, not knowing what to expect.It was true she had seen shops like these before, especially when preparing bachelors parties, but that was just for fun. Now she felt she really entered it for sex, especially dressed in her slut outfit, with her pussy still wet from her forced masturbation. The shop itself was rather big. When they entered Donna was quit surprised by its size, her previous trips had been to much smaller.