3. When a Granny starts fucking after years of no sex they are willing to try anything, oral, anal, even a threesome!!! Once I got a surprise on my bi...thday, it was my sweet petite Granny and her Amazon sized girlfriend in my bed sucking each other’s pussies with their heads between each other’s legs in a 69 position. 4. Never, never, never mention your ex. or her ex.5. Dress well and take your Granny to nice places, if you can find a bar with an older crowd (40/50) so much the better. Never. I think there was some dried-up semen on some of the bills that I hadn't noticed before. She gave me this look, and said "Why don't you just bring a check next time?" she was actually kind of nice, for once.We had this Handel aria that she wanted me to learn, it takes a lot of concentration to do it right, but even when I got it right, I wasn't too crazy for it!. She was playing the piano, and I was singing from the score. .All I could think about was Judy and Gretchen. I must have snapped a. ’ *Audience laughing while cheering* – Joseph: ‘Now last week thingswent a bit out of control when the big foot we had on the show broke out of its cage. Thankfully the Marine corps. special nocturne and mystical defence squad, (SCMDS) was on standby and we got away with… minimal damages, no fatalitiesI assure you.’ *Nervous laughter from the audience* – Joseph: ‘But now, for this week we bring you the pair that we have received hundreds of thousands of requests to have here on our show:. I was a little taken aback since i had no idea just what She meant… She told me to kneel on the floor in front of the soft deep chairs in which She and Her guests lounged; getting up She knelt before me too and once more took the key from Her pocket! Once released again, even so soon after the last time it was mere seconds before i rose in homage again. I was instructed to spread my knees at least as far apart as my shoulder width whilst M’Lady moved behind me and cinched my cuffs together. .