. ‘Did you remember to take the rubbish bins out?’”The Police came to me yesterday telling me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs...don’t even have bikes.A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer, “You shouldn’t work my husband so hard. He’s exhausted”. The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell”. The woman replies, “Bullshit!. He just told me that he’s been digging a tunnel for. You know he loved dancing with you tonight. Hell, I think he hardly sat down all evening. And he told us we made his Christmas. Are you really telling me he’d pass at a chance of another night of dancing with you?”Sue pulled a funny face, a little upset at how I’d demolished her argument. “Well, anyway, it wouldn’t be right, honey. You wouldn’t be there, and married women don’t go gadding about at black tie dos with other men, in front of the great and the good. At least, not in my book they. "Treat me like a naughty girl and spank me." She handed me my belt, as she climbed onto the bed on all fours, her dress covering the flesh on her thighs.I folded the belt over and reared back, but a slight hesitation came over me.She turned her head to look at me. "Don't be a pussy. I want you to leave a mark." I wound up a little further as she turned back to face the wall. The belt came across the back of her thighs with the force of a Major League slugger nailing a homer off of a fastball.. “Not totally, no. We still regularly collect what are known as pre-packs. A group of people led by at least three sponsors, but preferably more, will arrange everything beforehand, contact us, and we will arrange a time and place for them all to be collected in one swift go. When that all goes to plan, we can be in and out in fifteen minutes with anything from thirty up to eighty, ninety, maybe even a hundred people. This month, and it’s still only the tenth of January, we have already picked.