"She stated and then lifted up her large right plump bumcheek, and blew off a loud thunderous rattler of a fart, directly at me!The smell was even str...nger! If farts were a visible gas then I wouldn't have been able to see anything at all in the car other than a thick green fog.Phew it was ripe, I may as well have had my face stuck right up inside of her bumhole!"Oooh, they are ripe today, aren't they?"She asked me with a chuckle and began waving her hand infront of her face.You know when a. Lund andar karne ke baad usne dhake lagane suru kar diye jisse mera dard or badh gaya . Meri ankho se ansu aa gaye per usne mera muh nhi chhoda jisse meri bas goon goon ki awaj hi muh se nikal rhi thi .Per kuch der baad hi kab dard maje me badal gaya mujhe pata hi nhi chala ab usne apna hath mere muh se hata liya or jabardast tarike se chodne laga . Mere muh se ummm aaaahhh ummm ki awaje nikalne lagi . Usne kareeb 20 minutes tak mujhe choda itne me meri tange dard hone lagi thi . Per maja bohot. Well, little fellow, you surely won’t thrive around here. I’ll have to think about where to take you that hasn’t been quite so impacted by society and technology. Ah! The old boy scout camp. There’s a natural spring on the property, it’s adjacent to a stream and the local farmer grows wheat.The scout camp hasn’t been visited in generations so we can hack together someplace for you to live that won’t poison you.Experimentation showed that he had no reaction to copper, tin, titanium or any. NO ... couldn't be ... could it?"Grace?" Yes dear." When did you stop taking those pills?" What pills?" she goggled just for a second, "Shit ... I forgot." She started to cry..."I'm sorry ... I didn't mean ... you still love me, anyway?" Well ... It looks like there's more than one reason for this party," I said.Hineahuone got it right off the bat. She hugged Grace, "Way to go ... mom."She stepped back and shook my hand. "Your boys work ... Grace ... no more booze."Jeanine slapped my hands away.