'"Faith? You awake?" Faith looked over to see Buffy sitting next to her bed. Her face and eyes were red. She's been crying."Did you mean it?" Faith as...ed, her voice barely a whisper."Every word. Everything." Then... Then the stab?" Faith asked, her voice rising slightly, tears now streaming from her own eyes. "It was an accident?" she pleaded."No. I did it on purpose. To save Angel," Buffy was crying again, too."But... why? Why now?" Faith asked."I don't know." Buffy buried her face in Faith's. I swear I have never sighted two more innocent of personages totally oblivious to each other in close assembly.As amusing as the scene must seem to most of you, I must confess I was quite put out with my intended, with the deliciously pretty librarian, and even with my own sister Cornelia whom I suspected arranged the little tableau specifically for my benefit.I know that Winifred has probably told you that I have been concerned with the appearance of my posterior and that I have often tasked. I ate her pussy, then while I strummed my tongue across her clit, I shoved first one, then two, then three fingers into her. I stroked my fingers rapidly in and out. Mother seemed to like that. She moaned around my dick which really felt good. Soon I blew my load down her throat. Spent, I rolled off."Johnny, there is something else you have to learn. You were just satisfied but I was not. Sometimes to be a great lover you have to keep going until the girl gets her rocks off too. I will. Steel. No, Mrs. Steel.Fuck. Is she talking to that horrible woman from the store?Rachel: I’m in a really good place right now, especially now that my brother is back with us. Really? Yes, Mrs. Steel.Goddammit, I just know that fucking vampiric granny is trampling all over her feelings on the other side of the phone.Rachel: Today? But I was planning on… Yes, Mrs. Steel. I’ll be there at 3 PM. Bye.The phone call seems to have ended. Better not stay here in front of the door in case Rachel leaves.