The man's pockets had been turned out, and if he had been carrying a sword, it was missing. The road was too well traveled for following any trail, an... I was about to unhitch the patient horse so it could graze when a scream drew my attention to the hillside woods.I grabbed my musket and started up the hill toward the faint sounds of struggle; slaps, outcries and curses. In a forest clearing, I found a man and a woman wrestling on the ground, rolling over and over in fact, while two Hessian. .."I dropped the phone, dressed in a hurry, grabbed my toothbrush and ran it through my mouth, as I ran water to wash my face and hair. I could hear frantic activity as the Naval and Marine personnel hurried to get me safely out of here.The door to my cabin flew open, and Steve ran in with a phalanx of agents, surrounded by Marines, and supplemented with Sailors, all armed to the teeth and determined to get me to my chopper quickly, and safely."Has anyone called Rick? I'll need Rick and Yosef.. I looked around. Definitely that lull feeling. I stood up.Maybe they were just trying to build, ah, rapport or something. Jeesh that could take, like, forever."Ah, hey guys, when are we going to talk about sex?"They laughed."When you're ready," Evan said."I'm ready." No you're not."Heather tucked a stray hair behind my ear."I'll be ready next time," I said."Maybe," Evan said.They walked me home. Pecks on the cheek.Well this sucks. So much for candyland.Now that I started on this path, I wanted. It was really a mistake at first, I mean I didn't plan it... it just happened when I booked, and then I..... well, I just kinda let it go, I... you might not, I don't know, like it or..." "C'mon honey spit it out," he ordered as his hand left the steering wheel for a second and caressed my thigh. "Well," I started again, my face now scrunched up in a near grimace, "The hotel might be expecting a married couple Daddy, a couple on their honeymoon." "Huh, how come?" he asked, a confused look.