So I went to her dorm room and asked her what the hell was up. She kind of danced around the answer and I called her out on her BS. She finally answer...d that she didn't want to hangout with me because I was friends with and dated black guys. I was taken back but I should have figured with her being from Alabama. I replied wow and said "I can't believe you could be so evil" and I left.So a few days later Savannah showed up and I didn't really want to talk to her but I did anyway. She wanted to. It was obvious that Marilyn suspected that we had done much more than stuffing the dildo up my ass, and was not happy about it. "Kythe, did Patty give you the dildo?" Marilyn asked as she fingered a small remote control. I nodded, and all of a sudden it felt as if my ass exploded! Something was alive and squirming in my hole, the random movements produced alternating waves of both pleasure and pain. Holding up the remote, Marilyn said "Kythe, there is a small "S" shaped rotating bar. Kat did her best without coming on to strong to make a pass at Lynn who seemed to not even notice it. So Kat gave up then about 6 months later at a party at one of Kat's bitches homes Lynn showed up. Kat asked her bitch how she knew Lynn and found out Lynn was her brother-n-laws ex wife but they were still friends and he asked her there. Watching Lynn's every move Kat found her in the kitchen next to the extra bedroom grab Pam her bitch she took her in that room and held her against the wall. So, fine, I thought, we can kill two birds with one stone. I was sharing an apartment with a guy named Woody (I kid you not). Woody was, to put it most kindly, flat fucking ugly. He would do just about anything to get laid, or just see a pair of bare breasts. Tia's exhibitionist streak would give him a bit of fun.I went to the local mall with Tia and we picked out a few items that were either ready to go or easily modified to fit the bill. A bit of preparation and we just had to wait for Woody.