Three days before the meeting you are told to insert two carrots of at least three inches in length side by side up your cunt for, one hour first day,...two hours second day and three hours third day. You are also told that on the day of our meeting they should be inserted as soon as you get up and must not be removed. Also you are to wear your finest pair of cotton knickers on the day of our meeting, from the time you get up till I decide at the meeting they can come off.Each day leading up to. Knocking on her door I shouted her name and Shelly called one minute dad, then a few seconds later told me to come in. She was sat on the bed wearing only a pink playboy bathrobe, the smell of sex was strong in the air and Shelly had a flushed look on her face, I apologised again for catching her naked and asked if we wear still ok, Shelly told me not to worry, as we chatted her gown began to open up slightly and I could see plenty of cleavage, I couldn’t help but look and Shelly noticed this,. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.You can say 115 degrees without fainting.You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your car.You can make sun tea instantly.You run your air conditioner in the middle. “Jake, are you OK?”“Thank you, I’ll be fine,” I sniffed.Mom must have sensed that I just needed to be alone for the moment, and let me be.Raw, painful emotion poured out of me through my eyes as I cried like a baby. I’d never felt more hurt, more, what was it? Heartbreak? Was that it?It was over. It had to be over, right? How could I forgive her this? She talked to me like she was in love with me, but she kept me a secret from her practically-hippy mom and blue-collar dad?Unforgivable. Once I.