It was obvious that she had set the thing up, as she knew I wanted to screw her but would not risk the consequences of the boyfriend finding out. Here...I was a normal hetro TV with a prick teaser of a young landlady who was saying enjoy yourself with her clothes but beware of her other half. The next morning I was first up so I put the knickers back in the basket and was gone before I saw either of them. Nothing was ever said.That was just one of a few instances before I left about a month. 'John ... what the fuck do you want?''To speak to you''Do you have any idea what would happen if I told the Captain you were up here?''Yes, but you won't, will you?''I might', she told me. 'Now what do you want?''I'll be honest... ', I told her as I closed the hatch. 'I'm terrified of the Court Martial when we land'Tara snorted. 'Well I can't help you with that''Tara please', I pleaded with her. 'You've been growing up around the Navy for years. What's going to happen? I want to be out here. Everywhere there is untanned skin; he will need to do that. You can do him, too. It's fun."Dad said, "You know this from personal experience?" Of course. It was important to prevent burning and it was during the waiver time, too."Dad said, "Oh!"Britt grinned fiendishly, "It's a lot easier to safeguard Mom's top if you apply the lotion while her top is off. You can get to all the hidden places where the sun might surprise a person."Mom grinned at her. "I think we're getting too much. "He smiled more broadly. He liked the compliment, and I felt a little guilty that it had mostly been a lie.I suddenly realised that with his big, dopey eyes and gormless grin, he reminded me of the large rodent-like creature from the film 'Ice Age'. Sid, I seemed to remember him being called.I walked back into the room, popped my toothpaste and brush back into my toiletries bag and then bent down to pull off my socks."Whoa!" Pete called out. "What's that thing in the back of your briefs? Is it.