One of the guys asked if I ever jacked off. I said sure, all the time don't you. Danny asked what is that ? He never heard of jacking off. I tried to...explain it to him and he asked me to please show him how. Joe said he jacks off but don't know if he does it right or not. I suggested we should go inside to Danny's bedroom where its a bit warmer and can kneel on the carpet. So we snatched up a few of the best center folds and headed off to Danny's room. We placed the center folds out on the. .. 'character', I guess I'd have to call it."Mat?" I said as we crossed the street."Sparrow?" If we get a chance to live a normal life someday, lets put this place on the list of places we might live, okay?" Absolutely!" He agreed.A bell rang as we opened the door to the office, and I saw a man at a desk stand up as we entered. He was thin and bony, but as he moved out from around the desk to greet us, I noticed a certain grace in his movements."Good morning! Welcome to The Trail Hills. I set it to the right exposure and clicked a couple of pictures that she liked. She smiled at me and said “thank you” and then just looked at me waiting for me to complete the sentence. I offered my hand for a shake and introduced myself. she smiled further and said “nice to meet you (let’s say) Veer, as you can see, I’m just dumb”. Now I am REALLY REALLY used to seeing pretty girls sitting by themselves in coffee shops but never have I interacted with someone being FUNNY so I was drawn towards. .. well,whenever.I felt her grasp around me loosen, the barnacles were falling off. Atall, curvy woman with head of dark brown tousled hair was pullingLauren away, and my legs weren't working quick enough to push me backto my feet and fight back."No!" I shouted out, whilst desperately reaching out for Lauren, whohad a miserable look on her face as the woman put her arm around her.The woman gave me an evil look, as if I was some sort of criminal. Shewrapped her arms tightly around Lauren, as if.