2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Rick woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home s...fely.3. Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.4. "IT'S A BOY" I shouted, "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". And with tears streaming down Tom's face he swore he'd never visit another Thai Brothel.5. Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver. and Somalia took a Middle. "Trouble is though Tommy," she posed with a finger between her lips."I just can't be bothered to do it myself, I'm far too drunk!" Or stoned." added mum."Or horny." Jill giggled."Or both." I laughed as I dropped to my knees in front of her.I flicked my tongue out first and tasted the slight dampness where her juices had soaked into the flimsy material."Tommy," she said softly and rotated her hips sensuously against my face.She made a funny noise in her throat, and I saw her fists clench as I. Her body was tanned, smooth and incredibly sexy. When we got to her room, she was not shy about taking her suit off, exposing her entire body to me. I couldn’t take my eyes off her incredible tits and that perfect ass. Her curves were perfect and her body incredibly toned. I was jealous.“I am going to shower first and will start to get ready. Then you can shower and I’ll start on you after.”Missy left me standing in her room. I admired my bikini-clad body in the mirror. I couldn’t resist. But she only succeeded in having one of her breasts pop out of their confinement. Looking up in embarrassment, she saw the pool man looking hungrily at her exposed breast.Now she was really flustered and reached once again for the towel. This action caused her other breast to free itself from its prison. But this time, she did manage to grab the towel. She immediately covered herself up, but not before accidentally giving him a good look at her breasts.She immediately used the cover of the.