I expected to come home to a dark house that evening, since my aunt wasn't out dating, I figured she would be in bed early. As I came down the sidewal..., I was surprised to see the living room light on. I got a bigger surprise once i was in the house and had locked the front door. Aunt Janine was laying on the couch in her shorties bathrobe. She was sleeping I thought as I came into the room. There was a half of a bottle of wine on the coffee table and a glass with just a little in it. I called. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set of teeth.A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you. ‘Your not eating Rachel’‘No, I just wanted to make amends for being so b**stly to you’.‘Aw hey, don’t worry too much, I’ll cover these expenses and I’ll find a way to cover you coming out here with me too – don’t worry’. He wiped his lips on the napkin, ‘that was delicious’‘Good, sit down while I turn on the TV and get you a drink’ Three large whiskeys later I turned on the film. I sat close to him waiting to see his reaction. It started quietly enough, but soon the girl was fishing the guys. "I'm a brunette. Five five, 110 pounds. Brown eyes." Sounded good and half of it was true. I was a brown-eyed brunette."I keep thinking about you." I keep thinking about you too." She had no idea how true that was."Walters, is that new contract draft ready yet?"Oh shit, speaking of boners, it was my boss. I hit the F9 key again."Should have it within the hour sir." I nervously stuttered."Good."Ah, my new lesbian love interest will wonder what happened to me again.That evening when I got home I.