* Have you ever wanted something so bad that your hair hurt and your teeth itched? That’s the way I felt about Cindy Shipman. I was completely enamo...ed of the girl. I would have crawled on my bare belly through broken beer bottles from Seattle to San Diego just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the telephone! I tell you, I had it bad. There was, of course, no hope that this union could ever take place. She was the head cheerleader and I was just a math nerd. Every day of my senior year in high. But in the heat of the moment I had forgotten that as we walked from our shuttle in the docking bay into the ship’s entry and down the corridors, I was still naked. Not quite naked because I had guns strapped to both thighs and my lance strapped to my back, but, yes, otherwise naked. When I saw the look on Danna’s face it was reinforced. Somehow, though, with everything I had just endured and accomplished for these people, I didn’t feel embarrassed. Because beside me strode the biggest b**st. "The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"And God agreed that it was good.On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" Okay,". I leaned back on the couch and spread my legs a bit more and let them do anything they wanted. I pretended to close my eyes and put my hands behind my head to support it. But I kept watching the mirror though the cracks of my eyes. Cliff walked around behind the couch and reached down and pulled my tank top up and off. This was going to be more than I was prepared for and I got really nervous and said something but didn't finish because suddenly my bra was being taken off and both guys started.