As I was digging the mandatory trench around the tent, without which the tent would provide no protection from ground water, I thought I heard somethi...g larger than a squirrel moving through the brush. I had taken off my shirt and tee shirt, due to the heat of the day and the exertion of the digging, so wearing only my fatigue trousers and boots, I crouched behind some shrubs and waited. I didn’t know what I expected- ‘friendly forces’ or the ‘aggressor enemy’- but certainly not what walked. Aahhh uncle mai to 6 mahine se aapke ghar aa rahi hun..Aapne pahle kyo nahi choda….”Mamta baith kar chudai dekhne lagi, kabhi saheli kee chuchio ko dabati to kabhi mujhe sahlati….Kuchh der gujra….“ uncle mujhe kuchh ho raha hai….”Maine bhee speed badhaya ….Aur hum dono jhar gaye……Thande ho gaye……“ kutia, jaisa kaha thaa bachcha nahi hone kaa medicine khakar aaee thee naa..Maine to kal shaam ko hee maa bala medicine kha liya thaa.. “Surekha nodded…..I was on 7th sky. 2 virgins, no 3 virgins in 2. Saern drew his heavy broad-bladed sword and the two began to circle each other.Dai reached for her sabre, but her brother put a hand lightly on her wrist. Something passed between them as Arakel drew his sword, and Dorn drew both of his. Without any words exchanged, the fight was on. Dorn used both blades in sweeping strikes, rarely using them independently as one might expect. Arakel swept his bastard sword about with ease, rarely blocking Dorn’s strikes but deflecting them instead, diverting. This is when things start to get serious, I have a beer and she is on the gin and tonics, 3 large ones later we roll out, buy some choclate cake, more of which later and a bottle of wine. Stagger back to hotel and we no sooner through the door of my room and she is ripping her clothes off, I must have looked a bit surprised am I to quick she asks…. I suggest we start with the cake and a glass of wine, there then follows a certain amount of rolling around on the bed, the cake crumbs go.