Then, at last, this guy came online and was ready to meet but didn’t want to share his pic or stats with me. Desperate times desperate measures. I a...reed to a blind date. We decided that he will pick me up from my event and we will go somewhere.I told one of my colleagues that there is some emergency at home and someone is coming from home to pick me up, so just handle it.So I went out and started waiting for my blind date by the road with a clear hard on visible through my dress pants. I have. I was still upset about everything and I told her it was all her fault. If she hadn’t invented the story about Mandy wanting to go out with me, none of it would have ever happened.When I told her that it was me asking Mandy out that led to everything, she didn’t have anything to say. We were silent for the rest of the ride home. Then I went straight up to my room.After a while she came upstairs to talk to me, just like she did the day before. I knew she still felt bad about the thing with Mandy. We quickly left when I spotted a patrolman approaching.We then drove towards the Maidan. It was 2 in morning now, it was getting cold and we needed heat. I parked my car where the race course ended and we got off. I had heard about whores in the this area at this time and could see some movement at a distance. Then some more movement, then some more.This place looked safe as I realized there were a lot of people fucking all around the maidan. I took Sofia behind a tree, kissed her hard, choked. Translators Note This translation was undertaken as part of a thesis on archaic languages. The archaic period selected is the 21th century, as measured using pre-modern reckoning. The particular dialect chosen is the American version of English, as spoken and written during the period approximately 50 standard years either side of that millennium. Modern names and terms have been, where possible, translated into their archaic equivalents. Names and terms without equivalents have been assigned.