Off we went and when we got into the elevator, there were three women coming back from dinner....we all rode that elevator to our floor, had they only...known...............Dan and I got off and headed to the room where we immediately pulled our pants down almost at the same time. The excitement was intense. Before I knew it we were both standing there facing each other, me dressed in my bodystocking with my rock hard cock pressed up against the silk, and him....dressed in pantyhose and a lacy. He moved to pull out and she begged him to cum in her pussy, letting him know she was on the pill, and that she would be his if only he would fill her with his sperm.“Oh God, you feel so good! So tight, So hot!” he said as his cock sawed in and out of Candy’s twat. “Ohhhh! Fuucckk!” he screamed as the first jet of cum spat from his piss slit, washing her womb with his pearly essence. “Nnnggghh” Another spurt of cum spewed out of his cock, filling her full. “Ahhhhhh!” another gob of jizz pumped. The final time that she would ever be able to use her hand as a hand. In a few minutes she would have paws. Smiling, the puppy watched as the doctor repeated the same process on the left hand. Master reached over and began to stroke puppies breast, being sure to play with the nipple. Puppy moaned softly as she felt her moisture turn into more of a flow and begin to pool around her ass. Puppy had been on the table for less than a hour and had gone from Stephanie the sometimes puppy, sometimes. Now I just have beer.9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.10. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One ... or two?13. What do we want? Low flying airplane noises! When do we want them?.