" He grinned. "But don't worry,by the time you go on the cruise, you'll have been schooled in femininemannerisms, speech, and you will be provided wit... the means to wear abikini in confidence." You may also be wondering why it will take two months to accomplishthe limited objectives that have been spelled out so far." He had anodd look on his face and something told me he was about to ruin ourdays."The few items we've discussed - the bridal shower, shopping, and ofcourse the cruise, will be. She purposely woke me at 12:30 A.M. with the same man in tow.We got into a shouting match, which brought mom out of her room. The argument centered on whether the boyfriend was going to stay the night in Heather's room or not. She said mom allowed him to stay and it was her house, that I had no say in the matter. I countered by telling her I was already pissed at being awakened and for her not to try my patience further. The boyfriend, whose name was Jerry, spoke up saying he would kick my ass. That was when I got the idea of having Marsha do it. I had threatened her years before and I knew she kept the gun in the nightstand." People move things or get rid of them, Moose." I had to make my point even before I knew what he planned to do."I was still pretty sure Marsha had the gun still. Remember she pulled it on that one guy. I was fairly sure she would still have it."I was drunk the day I broke into her house. I didn't expect anyone to be there. The guy jumped up when he saw me and I. ’ ‘Not chicken tonight. We slaughtered a pig. Much more fun. Come on in, there is someone I want you to meet. She’s called Polly.’ ‘The barber?’ ‘Hairdresser and very particular about it. Married, of course, but left the baggage at home so she could spend a debauched night with Aunty Debra. Absolute corker in the sheets, aren’t you Pols?’ Polly was standing in the room we had entered as Debra had been saying this. Willowy, stunningly pretty, tall and slim. Her dress was a mix of spring flower.