“Hello dear, how are you this fine morning? I’ve got you on speaker so the girls can hear you too.”“Great, thank you, Cynthia. Actually, never...been better. Good morning to you, Susan and Helen. Susan, will you please go collect the three envelopes just inside the apartment door?”My elder daughter looked mystified; even more so when she saw the three large legal envelopes on the floor. She took them back into the kitchen.“There’s one addressed to each of us. Dad, what are these, and how did they. H e produced a picture from his wallet of a rather plain,serious looking, middle aged,woman, with 5 children of various ages grouped around her . He enquired about my family and I pointed over to Elaine. Dimitri said "You are lucky man. She is beautiful woman". He paused winked and said "Sexy woman". I suddenly found myself lying and saying that Elaine enjoyed coming to dance with men. My new friend Dimitri said 'You like wife to do the dancing with the men. Maybe get sexy, sexy, eh" ? I . "And I never really had the opportunity," she lied. Her mind flashed back to her sophomore year at NYU. Her roommate Pamela was in the midst of her experimental phase and made several drunken passes at her. Pamela was obviously much younger than Shelly, but she was tomboyish with a strong muscular body from a lifetime playing field hockey and she too had pretty blue eyes. Lisa laughed off Pamela's advances at the time but they had stuck with her. In the years since college she sometimes found. " Which one left you at the soccer game?" Lance," Shannon answered. "He claimed he forgot about me and went drinking with his buddies. I dumped a pitcher of beer over his head when I found him at that bar. And there was Tyler who I caught fucking some skank over my sink. When I walked in he was like, 'Hey, babe. Threesome?' So I grabbed a broom and hit both him and his skank until they left my apartment."I snorted with laughter. "You never told me about Tyler." We didn't date long," Shannon.