As all of you know, we husbands have to put up with our wives little quirks.Darlene and I are Caucasian, with blue eyes, and have dark hair.Of the 8 k...*s in our brood, there is a set of red headed twins and a set of Nordic blond headed twins. We also have one light tanned son with straight hair, one dark tanned son with obviously Negroid curled up hair, one daughter with dishwater blond hair with hazel eyes, and one daughter with black hair and brown eyes. Because of details which will be. Priya : don’t call me aunty just call me priya.I’m only 28.Me : I thought you were 26. But how can I call Priya to outside?Priya : she laughed at me and asked am I looking like 26?Me : I said yes, you look like below 26 and you are looking beautiful and gorgeous.Priya : she blushed and asked do you have gf ?Me : no I got breakup and how about your marriage life?She : she makes her face sad and said it going. Am feeling very lonely here.Me : don’t worry, we will be there for you.How often uncle. If you're comfortable with me doing that, well, yeah, that's fine."She handed me the lotion. "Hang on a second. I gotta unhook this. I hope it doesn't creep you out and all that," Katie said.I laughed and said, "Not to sound creepy, but you may not want to tell your folks that you let your neighbor's dad put lotion on you. They might flip their shit or something."Katie laughed and said, "Oh God. Fuck no." and then stopped.She looked at me, blushed heavily, and said, "Sorry. I don't normally do. There was going to be some hardcore fucking in just a few minutes."I've already got a boner," Willie cracked. "Ann took care of that but even if she hadn't, I would have gotten one from just watching Kristi. It's a good thing most strippers aren't that hot. I'd spend a hell of a lot of money on lap dances if they were."The non-performers were dressed and waiting when four red-faced performers, two red-faced spectators, the director and crew came down the steps."You'll be happy to know that.