They were both very lucky to have you for the times they did, I am even luckier. When I divorced my first husband, I thought I would never be a mother... now my fondest wish is coming true.’ Horns honked behind us. We drove on to the hospital. After 12 hours of labor Joseph Patrick was born. He was 7 pounds exactly and had the reddest hair I ever saw. The first thing Martha did was count the fingers and toes, at least 4 times. When we were in the recovery room she nursed him for the first time,. The event was planned for the 17th December on aWednesday. I took the day off, and here I was in a costume with a hugebust and overdone face. Those inch long lashes were heavy but suitedthe part. When I complained, Jen had pointed out that three to five-year-olds didn't pay attention to that kind of detail. Their notion ofthe Ugly Sister was from the cartoon drawings in the book."It's about 3 now. I think Lauren is expecting us. So let's go down andentertain our kids," Jen said with a big. 'Oh, and by the way, under my coat I'm starkers!'Sarah outlined her plan for the evening. We would leave the pub after dark, and then we would go for a walk around the village, where she would pose an flash while I captured the moment with the camera. It was all very risky, and very exciting - particularly when she went on to tell me that some of the places she wanted to pose were outside her friends' houses. Last orders came at 11 o'clock and by this time we were both giddy with lust and. The only ones that seemed happy were Ken,Beth and the boys and they helped us out a lot. It all came to head one afternoon when Ken and I were clearing the land and I asked Deb to get us some lunch.”I am not your fucking slave”she yelled and began walking away”bite me “ she yelled as she waddled into the trailer. “Wow, someone needs to get laid”Ken said then chuckled “Beth is getting a little irritable too. I have been doing her two and three times a day”I said”I guess maybe it is time I let.