In the field, it takes one private, a magic marker, and the the bottom of an MRE box.The number of bullets you fire to scare the enemy depends on how ...cared you are. (variant: The number of bullets you actually hit the target with, depends on how many targets are shooting back.)The fastest way to get a leave disapproved is to be truly indispensable.Signal flares warn the enemy you're about to start shooting.Star shells illuminate the enemy so you can see them, unfortunately they can see YOU. Then midnight. Then 1 AM. No lawyer. We decided to go to bed.We were woken up around 3 AM by the front door opening. We could hear a voice talking as if he was in the phone. It was the lawyer."I gotta go man. Time for my booty call" he said to his partner on the other end of the call. We heard steps. They were getting closer to our door. Then, we heard the clicks and low squeak of the door open slowly. I could see his tall silhouette in front of light coming through the door from the. Angel bowed her head, she blamed herself for what Emily was going to go through.“Now, let me see your arms.”During the battle in the truck, Emily had clawed Angel’s arms to the point of shedding blood. Honestly, Angel had forgotten about her arms once they got home. She held out her arms to him, palms up. The long scratches across her forearms were just starting to scab over.Rich sighed, inspecting her arms. “Come on, let’s clean those up.” He led Angel upstairs to the bathroom and sat her on. Their ears too were striking: slightly tufted and pointed, they actually swiveled back and forth, wary. None of these features matched the fossil record of any ancient protohumans! And lastly, what researcher would have projected any protohuman in a pictorial representation depicting such hugely oversized penises and testes! They would have been the laughing stock of the community!Suddenly one of the creatures stepped toward them causing the two women to stumble backwards a step. The creature.