JokesThe wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immedia...ely sell all my stuff”. “Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked. “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other wanker using my stuff”. She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another wanker?”Sent my washing to the cleaners the other day with a note enclosed ‘use more soap powder. Eventually she walked in with a bottle of warm massage oil.The massage began as we both make small talk. It soon becomes apparent that Jasmine’s technique needs work. It feels more like groping and stroking than a proper massage, but she is unaware of this. As I lay there, being oiled and fondled by my cute friend, I started imagining what she looks like naked. Occasionally her hip or stomach pressed against my hand. Next thing i knew I had a raging erection. Luckily Jasmine couldn’t see it. He and Nettie set out for town and a return to the local law enforcement problems not related to Indian affairs. It was a great deal less exciting but he was happy with the slack time and used it to great advantage to catch up on his sleep and getting acquainted with Nettie’s needs for nocturnal delights. He was discovering that for an early aged girl of barely twenty, she was a real passionate female with her own ideas of the lack of limitations on feminine lifestyles and freedom to make up. Mahesh finally decided to set the mood and slowly looked at his wife. He took his left hand from the gear lever and placed it on Ritu’s thigh (Ritu was seated beside him on the passenger seat). This hot Indian married woman was dressed in black tights with a short multicoloured kurti while Mahesh was in his track pants and hoodie.As he placed his hand on Ritu’s thigh, Ritu exclaimed, “Esht bega start madoda. Nivu drive bere madthidira” in Kannada which means, “Do we need to start so early when.