Perhaps because the theme was ‘risky’, so to speak, I’d checked everything a hundred times. It went off without a hitch. The AIDS charity handed...out red ribbons and had a display of their literature. The travel agency, besides setting up their booth, came through with a cruise to be raffled off as the main door prize. A stock brokerage firm had a banner over their booth saying, ‘Don’t Lose Your Shirt on the Market.’ We had a three-piece combo with a singer, and I’d asked them to rehearse ‘Old. Something however, is off about her. She does not speak, she only stares back at me. My fear swiftly resurfaces and my body hums with the urge to turn tail and dust a trail out of there; but I can not move. I can only stand, frozen in fear as i watch her face, observe her face, and study her face. Suddenly I find myself being pulled towards her, towards her unearthly gaze. My fear grows exponentially causing an immediate white streak to line a portion of my jet black hair. Lost in the turbulent. . Picked herup in a bar."Sarah Ellis Murphy. She was a young professional 26 years old when shewent missing almost 11 months ago. Made the news for weeks. Nothing Icould do to help her now."Well, whoever she was, she is Titan Tits now." I couldn't get her to stop screaming at me, all night and day," thedoctor explained. "So after I learned all I could about changing hervoice, I cut her vocal cords. Now she can't say anything. At least Idon't have to put up with her constant screams. I hope you. Iknew she had done what she suggested. Maybe on purpose."Oh dear, I seem to have accidentally put a little nail polish on yourcockhead, dear," Pamela told me. "It's called 'Cherry Red', byRevlon," she pointed out, always the stickler for details. "Well, Iguess there's only one thing to do now." Yes, wipe it off with a tissue before it dries, right?" I tried tohelpfully add, my voice muffled by her crotch on my face.Unfortunately Pamela had different ideas. "Oh no. I might just aswell paint.