He goes to the local leader and says he would like to stroll around the town.“Oh, sure. That would be fine,” says the local. “But be careful. We...don’t have any corrals for the animals, so you’ll find horses and cattle roaming around. Don’t step in the huzzanga!”Thank Kkaenyne for this one2011 Top 8 IdiotsNumber One IdiotI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter. I know I said I did a few times but that was only ever ‘cause I was angry and not ‘cause I actually hated her. But I’ve been getting angrier and angrier and I hate being angry but I can’t help it ‘cause it’s not my fault. It’s all because of her.The thing is I watch Dad and he’s always so nice to people. He always does everything he can to be nice to somebody even if they’re being mean to him. If he can’t be nice to somebody he’d rather leave than be mean.It’s true. I’ve seen him do it. I’ve. I kissed her cheek first and she enjoyed it, then moved on to chin, and the other side.She started getting into the rhythm and turned her face towards me to yield her lips. I had a passionate kiss with our tongues playing and lips sucking for almost 5 mins. “this is the first kiss im enjoying” she said. I kissed her neck from side to side and gently bit her ears, and kissed the nape of her neck.Moving down, I kissed her back above her blouse neck and slowly slid her pallu down her arm and it. Somehow I’ll find a way to fix this.I hadn’t even noticed that our naked hug had caused my cock to go fully erect and poke into her stomach.Her: How can you be aroused at a time like this. Our two marriages are now ended.Me: I know that it feels hopeless, but we need to do something to take our minds off this.Her: How are we supposed to do that?Me: let’s finish and free our minds for a few minutes.Her: You want to fuck, after what just happened?Me: What else would you suggest? Sitting around.