“You look hungry,” said the man. “I will cook us some potatoes, but that is all I have.” The girl ate the potatoes and thought they were the ...ost delicious food in the world, for she had not eaten for a long time. When she was full, a drowsiness came upon her. “You look tired,” said the man. “Rest here as long as you like.” The girl thanked him and fell asleep and when she woke she knew not what time it was, but the man said it was morning. He gave her several gold coins, saying to her that. Just you wait. Make sure you've got a good few remembrances for when you're old." Are you right?" Mick was getting impatient. "You'll have to wear the helmet or the cops'll have us." Don't be daft, lad," she grumbled, "There's no cops up there. Half the fun is having the wind blowing your head off. You just leave the cops to me. Give us a hand, lass."Mick was on the bike, canting it so the girl could boost the old woman onto the back, her ancient jodhpurs stretching across the seat. She settled. Hesitantly, I rip openthe envelope and take out the card inside. Predictably, the front coversays 'to a special son on his 12th birthday' and has a picture of afootballer on the front. When I open the card, though, I get the shockof my life when a ?50 note falls out of it."Oh my god!" I gasp, carefully picking the red banknote off the floorand staring at it."Laura," mum whispers. "Obviously, you'll have to thank him for this...Has he enclosed his address in there?" Shivering slightly, I open. My Dad; vadhna , yen chepu dhengis kontavu.(SIL, for how long will you get fucked)My Aunt; Naa batta , neek yenthpaddu kavalnoe anth dengra .Naa pooku dhappi aarevarku dhengra.Nee pedda gootani pookki goota kotti saana dhinala aipoeindra. Yem gootamra needhe. Padma nijanga adoekkoeni vacchindra.Nuuvu thaageledhu, cigarette kalcheledhu. Gootmu inammaadri kaapadindaavra.(My paramour, you fuck until you want to.Fuck until my cunt’s thirst is quenched.It is long time since my Cunt been pegged by.