"Anytime," he said in such a way that it could mean whatever I wanted it to."You're a lifesaver, Ron," I said, leaning up and chastely kissing his che...k."Like a knight in shining armor," he joked."Well, a knight in sweatpants," I said, laughing as I tapped my finger against his bare chest. Fuck! It was like touching solid steel. I wondered if his bulge was that hard. Stop it!"Rescuing naked damsels is my specialty," he said, wrapping his large, dark hand around mine. "Call me if you need. The weapon was deemed a success.Washington politicians were considered likely targets until someone pointed out they were very much like mindless Pottsylvanian peasants so it was decided to go after America's scientists instead. The first victim was to be that most eminent of researchers, Dr. Albert Bierstein. Boris and Natasha were assigned to do the dirty deed. They tracked Dr. Bierstein to one of his crowded after-hours haunts. Boris took aim at his target but unfortunately (or fortunately. No I didn’t fuck her but, I talked to her about masturbation. You did? Yeah, I even asked her if she felt comfortable with me being half naked and talking to her about it. You did? Yes I did, she was very interested. She said that she heard you and I moaning the other night and wondered what we were doing. Yah she told me and I said I would talk to her about it. I guess I don’t need to now. I think you should talk to her anyway. So how did the masturbation talk go? Umm petty good, I explained. I nearly came the moment she dropped her bra. She wasn’t doing a striptease or anything, just being very business-like, but the tits on that skinny body woulda put Pamela Anderson to shame.Climbing into the tub behind me, she had to put her hands on my shoulders to stop me from turning to face her, hard dick or not. Taking up the washcloth again, she washed the back of my neck, my shoulders, back and even my ass. And when I say my ass, I mean I felt her fingers on my actual hole. Humiliated or.