I'm sixteen, blonde, and have never been much of a country girl, even though I live in Tennessee. But my girlfriends all love country music and go to ... lot of parties with guys who think they're "cowboys" and call themselves "rednecks" on purpose. It took them a while to convince me to come hang out with them, but I finally agreed last Saturday when I had nothing else to do. Amy picked me up and had Taylor Swift blasting on the long drive to the farm where their friends were hanging out. We. Hi, Adam”“What’s wrong, Buddy?” said Adam, “I trust things did not go too well with Jesse?”Kurt, choking a little, “It’s worse than that.”Adam, putting his arm around Kurt’s shoulders, “Want to share it with me? I’ll try to be a good listener, my friend.”“Bitch put me down! How can a straight, macho man like myself let a gay guy make me feel so weak? The last time I felt this bad was the day that judge said “guilty” and sent me to the slammer;” Kurt continued, “Man, I don’t wanna burden you. Minutes later, Nadia is sitting on the couch in the lounge room. Rob’s big hairy Alsatian, Vader, is sitting on the couch next to her, panting away with his huge tongue hanging out, looking slightly puzzled.Rob speaks up. “I think he’s a bit confused. I usually tell ladies to wear a dress or a skirt, but with her wearing jeans he’s probably not sure what she is. He won’t be able to smell as much.”Nadia’s face is blank as she strokes Vader’s back and shoulders with a hint of sympathy. She. Aap apne room men jao, main aati hoon Mujhe ekdam nasha chha gaya tha.Mummy se bolkar ki main Uncle se kuchh poochhne ja rahi hoon kuchh hi der men unke room men pahunch gayi. Mere undar aate hi unhone kujhe kas kar pakad liya aur gahari chummi lele lage. Oh Shalu, tum itni sexy ho, pehle kyon nahin bataya. Tumhare munh se chudayi ki baat sunkar main to pagal ho gaya hoon. Pehle to kaboo karne ki koshish ki par ab nahin raha jaata. Mujhe aapse muhabbat ho gayi hai. Uncle, meri kori Boor ko.