"HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?WIFE: "In the river"This is a frightening statistic!25% of the...women in this country are on medication for mental illness.That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a mobile phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.Meg was excited to. I explained how he first got to touching her and then kissing her. How he got her to take a hold of his stiff cock. She was looking at every picture I had taken. I knew she would like seeing the pictures because they were quite a turn on. I slid my hand under the covers and found the small patch of hair just above her clit. I moved my finger lower, pressing it against her button. I felt her hips move just a tiny bit. I was rubbing her clit in circles as I explained each photo. Look at your. The noise soon woke Tom’s girlfriend, now it was my turn to be embarrassed. I mouthed and apology. “Think nothing of it Suzie, I have been awake for sometime and was enjoying every moment of it.” She then whispered something in my ear I nodded my approval. I straddled Tom and took his cock deep inside me then I went up and down on him as Izzy watched. The sweat was seeping from our bodies, and Izzy did her best to lick it off. Tom then came, and I milked him dry, Izzy then proceed to lick out. " Gabe paused for a moment and whispered, "So, do you want me to tell them what's going on or do you want me to keep licking your nipples?" Tuesday shook with pleasure. "I'm... I'm going to tell you so he can keep... SHIT that feels good. He took my top off and he's licking my tits. He's a complete artist. He's the Van Gogh of tit licking. Oooooh. Damn. Do that again. He was just biting... Ohhhhh. His hand is moving up the inside of my thigh. He's about to discover I'm... not... wearing..." .