Sex is the last thing I want." OK, fine, see you when I get home."I staid at work till the normal quitting time. As time past I got more andmore upset...at being toldshe no longer wanted me. But, I guess maybe I went too far in warming herup. On the otherhand, golly, I wanted some. Then I thought about what she had said. Irealized the toy had more instructions and that it was malleable. I said,"whoppee hibbbie gebie".She awoke when my car pulled into the driveway. She looked sleepily at theclock. ähm.. niemals nach draußen gehen!" Der Vater nickte lächelnd. "Ja richtig. Du weißt, warum die letzte Regel die wichtigste ist, ja?", fragte er zur Sicherheit. "Weil draußen wilde Pokemon sein können, ich weiß Papaaaa.", sagte sie genervt und schob ihren Vater mit aller Kraft an, auf das er doch endlich gehen würde."Hey, wenn du willst, dass ich gehe, dann gehe ich eben. Kein Problem.", sagte er und tat so als ob er einfach gehen würde. "Nein!!! Warte!!", rief sie und klammerte sich an ihn. Ihr. I said, “That’s bullshit Heather. This guy isn’t a gentleman and what he’s proposing isn’t special. All he wants to do is fuck you. And all YOU are going to get out of this are some great orgasms and a few souvenirs of Paris.”I stopped and added trying to sound as determined as I felt, “And what you get after that will depend on how much you rock his world. Because I won’t be around when you return.”She looked scornful and said, “Don’t say that Tom. You love me. I know you do. And you will let. I knew Emma, she and my wife were friends. She didn't seem at all like someone who would do that, but he made a good point: "you never really know what people are like behind closed doors."Regular people don't have sex with dogs, I thought. That's just shit you see on the internet from other countries. I figured there was no way this was true. Just another rumor that got blown way out of proportion. When I mentioned it to my wife, she just kind of looked at me while processing the information..