What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a ...rampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hitany of the ducks.Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelinblindfolded? A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.Q. What’s the difference between. ”Mary stopped working on me, standing back to look in my face. She looked very worried.“Davy, something is wrong with Cathy. She is out of control. That was not normal intercourse. I watched her tonight and I watched you. She needs your help.”“She is just intense.”“No, Davy. I am intense. Cathy was frantic.”I had thought the same thing. I wondered if Uncle Bert had programmed her to be this way, or, if there was a conflict between Cathy’s nature and the programming. I wondered if Dad knew and. Standing still after a run isn’t a good idea, better to walk and cool down so we kept moving, drinks in hand, Laura rolling her chilled water bottle across her forehead, one hand soothing a breast. Me... ?? I was looking at her breasts, had been on and off for the last three circuits, I know she noticed, only now did she speak. “My girls are a little larger than yours, too much running without support and they ache some, but it’s a good ache.” The grin was back full force.Her breasts were. Carrie, it’s always a pleasure to see you.” “Hi Jay. I’m so glad you could make it!” Carrie told me as she pulled me in and gave me a passionate, tongue-full kiss. She always knows how to greet a man. She worked her way around the room and greeting the other guys she had invited; 8 in all. Carrie looked up at the gangbang film that was playing and said, “ That sure looks like fun. Why don’t we see if we can do it better?” With that statement, her tank top and shorts came off revealing a nicely.