'Wait, you don't understand, I don't know who you are. Let me out, please.' I begged.My driver said nothing, but continued to drive meeting each light...as it turned green. By the time that we had reached the out skirts of town, I had resigned myself to what was going to happen to me. The stranger exited the driver side and walked around to my side of the car. We were parked in a very secluded area, so far from civilization that there were no street lights, only stars and trees. The door opened. Plucking of unsightly hairs from nipples is desired (women... and Italian men)3. Shaving of armpits and legs is desired (women only)4. Shaving/trimming of facial hair is a must5. Shaving/trimming of pubic hair is appreciated6. Breaking wind is only allowed during orgasm7. Perfume/cologne/body lotion should only be applied to body parts that won't be licked, sucked, nibbled, or kissed8. Cleaning of genitalia between sex acts may be desired, but not necessary9. Sweat should be wiped from body. Shine your magnificence down on us, and keep your humble servant safe."Teysa concluded her prayer and unshipped her mace. "I'm ready. Let's move on."They were four when they first arrived in the cave system: Rodrik, the doughty dwarf fighter and the group's leader; Mez, the arrogant elven mage; Aliara, the half-elven rogue, skilled with tricks and traps; and Teysa, the human paladin, armored in her faith and her plate. She was a tall woman, towering over even the slender Mez, and her. If they didn’t see the bike when they pulled up maybe they would think I was gone. I kept pushing until I got behind the bathrooms and left the bike there. I then returned to the back of the tavern and found a tool shed. I went inside and began looking for something to use for a weapon. After a minute I found 3 things that I might be able to use, duck tape, plastic ties and an axe handle. I put the plastic ties in my pocket and ripped off a length of duck tape. At that point I.