"Ah, it's back again. I was all for castration, you know." Nancy was a very, very good actress. Like her husband, she was aware of what Chelsea was li...e. She was joining the hazing because of the poignant way that the Hall's had pled for their help. Not that it wasn't fun.Brett had never really had the upper hand since walking in the door the day before, and he was sick of it. "She dropped her pants and she was strutting and dancing her bare, uh ... all over the place," he almost shouted."I. With the phone calls about what a terror he wasboth on the street and in the skate park, Donald was starting to wonder ifhis son could really use a feminine touch."What am I going to do?" Donald thought as he collapsed on the couchand reached for the remote control. Turning on the television, he started tochannel surf. "What the?" He said to himself as he reached a commercialfor a student exchange program. "Maybe this is what everyone needs. Thetown and I can get a rest from Chris Jones while. .who?"you rub your eyes."GREETINGS MORTAL,"the light says in a booming voice. "I AM THADDEUS, GOD OF TIME. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR A WHILE NOW AND HAVE CHOSEN YOU AS MY VESSEL." Your...vessel?"you sit upright. "What do you mean?" WHEN YOU AWAKEN, YOU WILL HAVE TWO ABILITIES. THE FIRST IS THE ABILITY TO CONTROL MINDS. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANATORY. YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE AN ANIMAL, GET THEM TO FUCK YOU, WHATEVER. THEY WILL DO SO IF YOU MIND CONTROL THEM."THE SECOND ABILITY IS TIME. It hadbeen three weeks since the whole Peach fiasco, and he was glad to have itover and done with. It seemed the princess had kept her promise andhadn't breathed a word of the events to anyone else, but that didn't meanshe let him forget it. Every now and then, she gave a little hint aboutit such as glancing at him when she was discussing her new dress orcomplaining about her high heels, all with a knowing smirk.Link didn't care, however; he and all the other smashers were leaving in3 months so.