Barbara felt she had been a married mom her whole life, when she looked in the mirror she saw a chubby boring old woman where there had once been a tr...m vivacious young girl. The relationship between Sam and Barbara only got worse after her thirty-eighth birthday, the once ‘perfect couple’ argued often, and no matter how much Sam assured Barbara he was only interested in her and she was still an attractive woman, she had become obsessed with the attention from other men. Sure men had always. I’m afraid I’ll lose faith if we don’t get one.”Joni glanced at me, then at Mary, “Do you believe in Miracles?”“Yes! It was nothing short of a miracle that I found my Charlie. We’d been at the same college for four years, yet never met. Our schedules were completely different and our dorms were on opposite ends of the campus. I shouldn’t have even been in the cafeteria that day we met. My class that usually met at that hour had been cancelled, and I went there, planning to eat before going back. I give him oats and sweets.”“You do the same for me, except for the oats.”“Paul, are you insinuating that I suck his cock like I do yours?”“NO!”“Well that’s good, I have no interest in doing so. Especially since he is a little smaller than you.”“Flattery will get you far, my loving wife.”“Will it get you back between my legs?”“As often as you’d like.”“I’d like.”After another rousing romp, Opal Anne and I rose and washed. We had grown to enjoy the shared washing of the others private parts.. I'll be famous." I doubt that very much," Mrs. Veetee said. "Don't let them turn on that machine, Wilco." Turn on the machine," Wilco said and the Loompa Sisters began pressing buttons.Mrs. Veetee looked angrily at Wilco."Oh, I'm sorry," Wilco said. "I thought you said 'Do let them turn on the machine.' My bad."The machine began whirring to life. A small white beam shot from the tip of the machine to Matt, encompassing his body in a white glow."Alright, this feels kind of stra-" he started to.