"So, where is this amazing present I was promised?" Zoe stepped to me and began running her fingers softly up my inner thigh as she spoke. "You'll get...your gift after I see to another matter." As she finished, she slipped her middle finger deep into my hungry cunt. A small moan fell from me as I moved to return the favor. Kissing and playing with one another, we slowly moved back toward the bed. Reaching our destination, I pushed her onto it, and crawled on top of her. We kissed again, our. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Ottawa, and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes.LimericksThere was a young sailor from brightonWho remarked to his girl, ‘you’re a tight one.’She replied, ‘upon my soul,You’re in the wrong hole;There’s plenty of room in the right one.’A lady while dining at creweFound an. We were in no hurry this morning, so I took my time, and once I had him deep throated, I practiced a new technique I had been working on. I would keep him lodged all the way in, my nose in his pubic hair, and try to swallow. This worked my throat muscles up and down his shaft, milking him without even moving my head. I could do it perfectly with my brother, his cock was only seven inches long, and half as thick as Jim’s. Jim had a solid 11 inches to get down, and it was as big around as my. Thus helpless and exposed, Victoria's open pussy was on display and within easy reach."We'll just check to see if your cherry's intact." Grinned Carl as he became the first boy to finger fuck the shy girl. " Whoa! I'm getting all systems go and a full two-knuckle reach into ... hmmm a very wet pussy. Virgin, eh?" Well, technically a virgin," she said. " I popped my cherry two years ago with my hair brush and, let's just say, I've let my fingers do the walking since then. But no boy has ever.