. UMPH!Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UMPH!"This goes on for the whole hour.Later, back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did ...t go?"The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the juggler!This one is compliments of eloIt was a. He gave each of them another three on their upper thighs. Having warmed them up, it was time for their real spanking.Looking from one to the other, Paul took Marti’s hand and led her over to a chair. Sitting down, he pulled her over his lap. “What type?” he whispered softly“Make me cry,” Marti whispered.Paul looked at the different spanking implements on the table beside him. They included a hairbrush, paddle, ruler, and a thin switch. He decided that he would start with his hand. Flipping up. "I'll call you in a couple of hours. Better breathe until then." He hung up and put the car in gear."Help! I'm going down for the third time!" Now what?" Sally asked, rolling her eyes. Teela was being melodramatic -- again. Fortunately, Teela couldn't see her over the phone..."I'm in big trouble, here!" Teela replied. "I need somebody with sense to tell me to run -- and keep on running!" What ARE you talking about?" Sally growled, irritated. She'd been watching TV..."You know Hunky Boy's. Wo samjhi nahi to maine kaha haan ya naa bolo jaldi se.Wo boli haan thik hai karlo.Use ye nahi pata tha ki mai kon se lips ki baat kar raha hoon.Maine niche jaakar uski panty par kiss kiya.Maens uski choot par panty ke uppar se.Wo ghabra gayi boli ye kya kar rahe ho maine bola maine tumse puch ke kiss kiya.Aub wo samjh gayi aur mujhe boli tumne dhoka deke mujhe yaha par kiss kiya tum jhoote ho.Itana bolte hi maine uski choot pe daanto se kaata.Wo machal gayi.Aur mere sar ko pakad liya.Matlab.