And until then, I'd yet to meet a willing female who wanted it in the ass.The last thing I wanted was to be fantasizing about my friend's girl. Her im...ge came to mind as I drank that beer on his driveway. Danitza had long straight hair, brown in color. She wore neatly cut bangs always. Her eyes were brown, almost black, and were gigantic on her narrow face. Her nose was a too pointy for her face, it was prominent when you looked at her, but it didn't hinder her looks, in fact it spiced her up.. The roommate has had a sex-change operation. “Was it painful?”, asks the former. “No, not really” says the second. “How about when they cut off your dick?” “No that really wasn’t the worst of it.” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a. ” He said, “Aunty, can we start?” My mom nodded her head. He got up, came near mom, and started kissing her on her lips.She, too, was kissing him passionately. He looked all geared up. He unhooked mom’s shorts and slipped his hand inside her panty. It seemed wet already. He whispered, “Aunty, you are already wet down there.” She said, “Yes, sweety, I had wanted it for long.”He smiled and started fingering her pussy. She was moaning in pleasure. She smiled and said, “Suraj, be gentle. I am a. "Enough," he said and pushed her away. "Come here."He sat down and pulled her onto his lap, his hardness slipping deep inside her. She moved her hips over him feeling her second orgasm building and when she felt him spurt inside her it arrived leaving her limp."You better get dressed," he said standing over her."No please can't I say a little bit longer," she begged."You've been her almost an hour already," he said. "But tell you what come tomorrow, it's Saturday and you can stay all day." Can.