"Damn what did I do to deserve that?" I asked"That is just a preview of what you get tonight." Damn baby do I have to wait until tonight?" I asked sou...ding a little pathetic"Yes."She lead me back down stairs and she got ready and left. The evening went by too slow; finally I heard her walking up the stairs. I heard someone with her though. She was moaning and he was getting excited."Oh come on baby just this once." No you will wake the babysitter." Her voice said as it floated through the. “Actually, Tiff, I’ve found a solution to my problem.” After the waiter put their fresh glasses of wine down, Tiffany whispered, “Please tell me it’s something more than watching porn and masturbating.” “Oh sister, what I have is miles better than that,” she confessed. “After watching 10,000 hours of porn I decided one day that I was going to find a way to experience all those wonderful things I’d been watching in real time.” “Did you give Russell some LSD and a year’s supply of Viagra?” she. You’re good at that, Jeff. But we still need to talk about erections in public.”“You and mom approved, at Black’s Beach.”“As a boy. Now you’re a man.”“Hey, you said I was a man already!”“I stand corrected. But your girlfriend wasn’t there then. That changes the picture totally. I expect that Sonya would hang you out to dry.”“Yeah, that’s what Maria says too.”“Don’t let Big Jeff ruin a story-book romance. He may have already. I think a couple saw you.”“Oh, no! We we’re wondering about that. To mujhe mummy ke kamre se kuch aawaj aayi main gaya to dekha ki mummy leti hui thi or chacha ka lund unki chhot mein tha or wo kuch keh rahe the par mummy maan nai rahi thiMaine dhyan se suna to paaya ki wo keh rahe ki om tumhe chodna chahta hai par mummy keh rahi thi aaj nai rahul ko pata chal jayega wo ghar pe hi hai.Aakhir ke thak ke mumy maan gayi or chacha uth ke bahar chale gaye thodi der mein un ke saath om krishan or ek or banda tha jise main nai janta baad mein pata laga woe k.