Sean, Ted and Ollie remonstrated gently with them afterwards saying that they could and should have acted as ushers."You wouldn't have known everyone,... smiled Nell.The service went smoothly. The choir led the hymns with gusto. Ella conducted the congregation much to their delight. The signing of the register went quickly and as conversation began to pick up in the vestry Ralph held up his hand."Hush!" he said.The Amen had started and in came Sophy's soprano. The family were transfixed, even. “So, I have four buttons on my blouse. Each question you get right, I’ll undo one. Four questions, and then I can take my blouse off, Next, I can—”“Mom!” Courtney gasped and bounded to her feet. She smacked both her hands down onto her desk. “What the hell?”“Courtney, you need to be quiet, sit down, and let me teach my class.”“Teach your class?” she gasped, this look of shock on her face. “Mom, you’re talking about doing a striptease for the boys.”“I’m inspiring them to learn,” I said. “Now you. It was the longest 15 minutes he’d ever endured. When finally it was up, he didn’t waste a second. Stepping up to the plank fence and gripping the top, he peered into Megan’s backyard. The sight he was greeted with stole his breath away. He already knew that the All-American co-ed had a kinky side, but he’d never suspected its depths. Staring at her, he could only wonder if this was but the tip of the iceberg.Once again she was on the chaise lounge, her thighs pressed together, sitting up, her. She entered and sat on the bed, wanting to tell me about an old boyfriend.Her mother had marveled at how open she was with me, implying she didn’t open up that much, so I didn’t want to stop her and have her feel rejected and clam up again or something.Finally, sleepy-eyed, I told her I was going to bed. She pouted and got up. I began taking off my pants. She giggled and went to the door. I got under the covers, finally free of her.Until she slid into bed with me.Arrgh, I thought. I dutifully.