” Ed groaned and began slowly pushing that monster up my ass, back and forth, teasing my prostate and pushing me to a full erection under water. Joe...reached down and stroked my meat while Ed boned my ass like it had always been his. “Hey, slow down man, I don’t want to cum yet” Joe said and pulled out of my mouth. I dipped down and licked his balls. He pulled his legs up and I licked his taint and moved on to rim his very hairy ass crack as he threw his head back and just let the moment happen.. Weird, I thought as I reached to grab it, shaking the water and a bit of alga from it. How did this get here? He's probably playing a prank on me. Billy is always goofing, I reminded myself. Maybe he got here early and then drowned, or maybe the notorious Falcon Lake monster got him. My mind was a whirl of unpleasant thoughts.I was trying to decide what to do when I had my second interruption. Something cold and slimy grazed against my feet. It instantly shocked me and sent waves of panic. John had a strange sense of humor, all right. He had named his penis -- his dick -- Philip K. after this weird neighbor of theirs who fancied himself some kind of an author. This so-called writer seemed to have problems making sense of reality, and that was a real aggravation nowadays when everyone just wanted to be normal and fit in.Sure, some people called it conformity, as if it were something to be ashamed of. Ashamed! Why, with subversives hiding in every doorway and everything unstable. Jesse instantly cupped Mia’s pert breasts and restrained a chuckle as she broke eye contact and blushed. “Mia, come here you sexy little thing,” he commanded pulling her in for an amorous kiss. As they kissed, Mia pressed her body against Jesse’s, so that her breasts were touching his chest. The only barrier between their skin, was the material of their respective underwear. Mia felt his hands travel down to her ass and his thrusts became harder. Jesse squeezed her cheeks and gave her bottom.