> "I can't lie to you," he replied,> "I'm having an affair with my secretary.> We had sex all afternoon."> She looked down at his shoes and said:> "Yo... lying bastard!> You've been playing golf!">>> The 2nd Affair>> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters> but always talked about having a son.> They decided to try one last time> for the son they always wanted.> The wife got pregnant> and delivered a healthy baby boy.> The joyful father rushed to the nursery> to see his new son.> He was. I looked up at him as he pushed down on my head, I wanted more. I wanted his cum. I wanted him to treat me like a cum slut. I had no idea where these thoughts were coming from but I knew I wanted to be used and abused.I took his pre-cum and spit soaked cock out of my mouth and asked him if hes ever thought about fucking a guy. His face lit up with excitment as he said "maybe once or twice" in a chuckle. He had recently had a tattoo and used KY jelly to rub over it and so he took it out of his. " So, lemme get this straight," Mary recapped, "Ted's a bastard, but Dwayne's pretty decent?" Uh huh," Darla Jean agreed. "He's not my type, but he's okay. Gentle. Pretty good, if you like it slow and easy. He'll probably get better, too -- I think he was afraid he'd hurt me..." She shook her head. "And he DIDN'T treat me like garbage, afterward!" Well, girls," Mary Nally looked around, "it's time for the counterattack. The word needs to go out that Ted is a user and an abuser, and he twists. .*Ulla let loose another, slightly quieter, breezier fart from her ass,blowing it directly over Bond's nose and face."Ahhhh... You shmell mien sauerkraut on zat von?"Ulla queried as she looked over her shoulder, looking down at the helpless struggling Bond.Bond was trying desperately not to breathe in the toxic fumes, but it was no use.No matter how she struggled, or fought to turn her head,her nose was trapped in the powerful ass of Ulla.So she either had to breathe in the hot heavy stench of.