" That remark didn't strike me funny for a full five minutes. When it did, I laughed out of place. Dee just looked at me as if I were insane, I probab...y was at least on the edge of insanity."So what should I ask the neighbors." Come on you are a reporter you know what to ask." She suddenly had me curious about what kind of reporter she was."Listen Deke, we don't have any hard news in a town this size. I have never really done more than rewrite police reports. I am a little out of my depth. . Voh bhi itnay lumbay aur motay lund waalaa..” Mein bol padaa, “Loh.. Naa.. Isay pakad loh saasu ji, ab kabhi aapko is baigan yaa kheeray ki jaroorat nahin padnay doongaa.. Aapnay pehlay kabhi kahaa hotaa.. Tho bhi mein peechay nahin hat taa.. Mein tho shadi ke baad se hi apkay shareer kaa dewaanaa tha.. Aap jub bhi meray saamnay hoti thi.. Mera tho aapko bharpoor chodnay kaa man kartaa tha.. Aap cheeze hi aisi hain.” Phir meri saas nay aav dekha naa taav.. Seedhaa meraa lund pakad liyaa.. Aur. "Elizabeth grasped Regan's arm and pulled her to a stop."Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!" she said almost frantically. "His dad ... the Duke of Whatever ... is in town? Why didn't I know that?" He's the Earl of Smithfield," Regan said in a calming voice. "He just got into town yesterday. I wasn't sure if Andy wanted anyone to know so I kept it quiet." And his mom is on a date with him?" Elizabeth asked. "I thought ... you know ... he ran off and left her when she got pregnant." That's not what. The gang had decided to do something different this year. They decided to go to the dance being held at the local country club. Some people, who had gone there on prior New Year Eve's, had been complimentary about the food and the atmosphere. A live band provided the music and it was an open bar. The whole country club was open for this evening and it was sold out. Some 350 couples were expected there to welcome in the New Year.Bob had thought about asking Jan to be his date. Jan however was a.