And today I had the good fortune of turning 24 with absolutely nothing to show for it. Sure I have a nice car, and I happen to have done pretty well i... the Corps, but aside from that? Nadda. No house, no wife, no kids, no side hustle, no backup plan.I sit up groggily in the shitty cot my step-dad set up for me in the garage, smirking as I rubbed the sleep from my eyes, thank god we live in Miami, eh?My few meagre belongings were tucked under a military-esque pop up cot, squared away in my. These folks in this here house are time travelers from the future. They have been havin some hard times and they need your jiz to survive. They want to harvest your seed, so they can colonize and breed, so do them a good deed.”Just what he didn’t need, some jive-ass doorman, thought Bufford, but he looked harmless enough, so Don intended to do him a solid.“Now listen, I think I know what you all are up to here. I could arrest the whole bunch of you, but I am a fair man. If you let me fuck them,. Anyway he asked what college was like cause he was going there in the fall. I told him a lot about the parties and my new friends. Then he hit me with the one question I knew was coming. Did you have sex at school?? Of course, I said oh, I can not wait to go to school I am still a virgin and I wanna have sex so bad. you a virgin lucky, you couldn’t be. Your a good looking fellow hell if you weren’t my brother I would fuck you. You would!!! He said as his chin hit the floor. Yeah, I would… As I. ?" It's nothing, really," mum insists. "I swear, I will never let ANYONEtake you away from me or force you to be something- or someone- you don'twant to be. I love you, Laura. Now let's just enjoy Christmas, eh?" Ismile and nod, but it's clear from the way mum's speaking that everythingis NOT alright.Even as I go to bed, I worry about what the future might bring. I shouldbe excited- it is Christmas Eve, after all- but the recent 'incidents'with dad, and mum's worried expression tonight mean I.