I knew Ken was either behind the door laughing or watching us from somewhere. I began to feel kind of pleased that Tom, disgusting old perv that he wa..., was so interested in my naked body.I had put on a bit of weight since I started running and exercising and my legs didn’t look quite as bad as they were but I was still a long, long way from being what anyone would think was hot or even worth perving on.But still. It was something. Not much, but something. At last and at least someone was. I don't mean to say that I haven't enjoyed a number of gay/bi men around my age (and even a few that were older), because I have! But, when everything is said and done, at the end of the day, as the saying goes, I much prefer the company of younger men (like Robert, to whom I am dedicating this piece)!There is something so much more enthusiastic, and intense, when I've had a younger man for a while! Their cocks stay hard! Their orgasms are far, far more intense! And, let's face it, their cum is. -If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?These are compliments of John AWhy Teachers DrinkThe following questions were set in last year’s GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 18 year olds)Q. Name the four seasons?A ... Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. How is dew formed?A ... The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspireQ. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?A ... If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowedQ. In. Then I went to get the remote which I strategically placed in middle of the bed so that I would have to climb the bed, thus giving him a perfect view of my ass. I could tell by his muffled groan that he was enjoying it as much as I was. I told him to check why it wasn’t working and took his hand and sat him on the bed. Then I said try and fix it I will go in the bathroom.Then on my walk to the bathroom, He turned the tv on and said it is working. I feigned surprise and turned around saying how.