And if they end up actually using it that way, they’re tasteless assholes.My roommate, @DrakeSteele just told me that he realized he’s not only at...eist, he’s sacrilegious, he only yells “Oh, My God” when performing certain rituals in the sack. (Alternatively, when someone is playing with his sac)Many thanks to oriontwin ‎ for this submission!Once upon a time there was a majestic mountain forest. In this forest reigned two princely trees; a grand Beech tree and a grand Birch tree. They grew a. Derick went back to the new book section, and absently scanned the titles. He didn’t see anything he needed, but then he hadn’t come here for new books. Surreptitiously, he watched Autumn as she waited on various customers. Autumn looked positively elfin. She was a small woman, coming no higher than Derick’s shoulders, but every inch of her was compressed energy, bursting at the seam. She had a round, cherubic face, with large sea-green almond eyes, a pixie nose, and full red lips she was. Making sure that my glass was a different color I set up the snacks and the drinks and waited. The girls came back with a romantic comedy. The girls sprawled out on the big couch and I sat in the love chair. The movie was boring but then I wasn't really paying attention to the movie. I was watching the girls drink and slowly begin to get tired. " I can barley keep my eyes open" said Sarah. "Too much swimming" slurred Kristen.Soon they were fast asleep. Sarah had fallen asleep sort of sitting up. “Alright well, just, hide valuables, be ready to change the lock on your apartment if need be, and consider locking your bedroom at night.”“Heh, right. Gotcha, I’ll do that,” Ulysses said, putting his car in park in a driveway. “Alright well I’m going to go shower and I’ll talk to you later.”********************“Ahh! Yes! Yes!” Jennifer cried out. The single, red headed, mom was climaxing again in the shower with Ulysses. She was straddling him, while he stood, pumping his hips upward, pinning.