It sucks that my heart still aches for him and my body still pulses whenever I think of our first time together." I dragged myself upstairs to my bed ...nd cried my eyes out. I never felt so emotionally drained in my life. My phone would not stop playing my "We Belong Together" ringtone, but I dared not answer because I knew who was on the other line. I wanted to make him feel like I did last night: rejected. I wanted him to feel how hurt the person you love can make you, and I wanted him to. Melinda gave him a great deal of affection and intelligent conversation, had a classy confidence, and wanted him to be involved in every part of her life.After a hot day of sitting in front of the rotating fan, at least four showers, a lot of bare shiny skin, and the twelfth ice block of the day; Shane suggested that they go to the beach at Secret Spot. She didn't have a clue what he was talking about, so he explained it was a place he and his surfing mates used to go to and have the whole. “Does ... Sally ... feel ... good?” she gasped out.I looked up at her and blew her a kiss before focusing on Sally’s image again. Mila’s fingers were still slowly circling her clit as she watched us. The flush on her chest and the shivers that still rolled over her abdomen told me she had just climaxed.Sally grinned at us and said, “Michael, fuck me har...”AHH-OOOOOOOG-GAHI started, startled awake at the horn from a truck. I sat up in my seat, blinking the sleep from my eyes, and looked around.. Why do women have trouble with math? Because they tell them that THIS (holds fingers an inch and a half apart) is 6 inches.A man knocks on a neighbor’s door with a sheet of paper in his hand. When the neighbor answers, the guy says, “Hi, shall I write you down for this evening’s neighborhood orgy?” The neighbor answers, “Sure, that’s great. Put me on the list. Who’s coming?” The guy says, “So far, it’s you, me and your wife.” The neighbor says “No way! I don’t agree to that.” So the guy says,.